Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Interesting facts about Marriage


Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
  • Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
  • Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
  • The Engagement Ring
  • The Wedding Ring
  • The Suffe-Ring
  • The Endu-Ring

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