Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
- Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
- Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffe-Ring
- The Endu-Ring
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