How often we wish for another chance, to make a fresh beginning. A chance to blot out our mistakes, And change failure into winning. It does not take a special time, to make a fresh start, It only takes the deep desire, To try with all our heart. To live a little better, To always be forgiving, To add a little sunshine, In a world which we're living Never give up in despair, Nor think you are through, For there's always a tommorow, A chance to start a new
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Unusual Funeral :):)
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a
second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with
the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to
disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you
walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
What happened to her?" ! The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
When the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men
Then the first one asks in excitement " Can I borrow the dog ?
The man replied ......... " Join the queue " !!!!!
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3 comments:
I wanna join the queue, too :-p
Lol...dont tell your wife though.....:):)not to mention the in-law :):)
well, I don't have any yet. just taking precaution :-p
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